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Most Advanced Public Transport: 150thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 654thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 734th
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Long Live the People's Revolution!
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Peoples Free Republic of Romania

Population9.21 billion

CapitalSocrepcap One


The Commonwealth of Peoples Free Republic of Romania is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Lenin with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.21 billion Romanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Socrepcap One. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Romanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,288 trillion Kredits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 248,476 Kredits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

International collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Peoples Free Republic of Romania, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, men stare at wall-pictures of Lenin's face when they visit public urinals, and genetic screening weeds out citizens whose legs don't bend easily at the knee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Peoples Free Republic of Romania's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Peoples Free Republic of Romania is ranked 33,571st in the world and 4th in Auralia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 832.51 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 150thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 654thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 734thLargest Black Market: 964thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,043rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,677thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,864thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,915thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,025thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,205thTop
Most Secular: 2,650thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,672ndLargest Governments: 3,368thHighest Average Incomes: 3,451stLowest Crime Rates: 3,532ndLargest Welfare Programs: 3,541stLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,557thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,631stLongest Average Lifespans: 6,048thHighest Economic Output: 6,403rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,555thMost Developed: 7,575thMost Efficient Economies: 8,070thMost Authoritarian: 10,888thMost Conservative: 11,309thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,044thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,629thLargest Mining Sector: 16,479thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,843rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,016thMost Stationary: 18,502ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,802ndSmartest Citizens: 21,246thMost Influential: 21,575th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the region

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