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Most Advanced Public Transport: 294th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 842nd Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 988th
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Peoples Free Republic of Romania

Population7.163 billion



The Commonwealth of Peoples Free Republic of Romania is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Lenin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.163 billion Romanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bucharest. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Romanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,500 trillion RONS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 209,487 RONS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The media have begun calling the government treasury "Lenin's stash", international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Peoples Free Republic of Romania, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, and men stare at wall-pictures of Lenin's face when they visit public urinals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Peoples Free Republic of Romania's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Peoples Free Republic of Romania is ranked 29,183rd in the world and 9th in Auralia for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4,220.63 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 294thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 842ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 988thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,224thLargest Black Market: 1,411thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 1,772ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,833rdMost Secular: 2,227thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,508thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,532ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,603rdMost Advanced Public Education: 2,617thLargest Governments: 3,176thLowest Crime Rates: 3,409thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,539thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,783rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,020thMost Efficient Economies: 6,043rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,802ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,899thTop
Most Authoritarian: 8,886thHighest Economic Output: 9,058thMost Conservative: 9,148thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,944th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the region

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