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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,748thMost Influential: 4,458thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,590th
The Dictatorship of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Thankful for our Patronage
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Peoples National Patronage

Population1.007 billion



The Dictatorship of Peoples National Patronage is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, enslaved workforce, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.007 billion Patronage are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Patreon. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Patronagean economy, worth 94.5 trillion Patreons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 93,878 Patreons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, the Treasury and Finance Ministry have been outsourced, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, and trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Peoples National Patronage's national animal is the Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Peoples National Patronage is ranked 219,360th in the world and 8,348th in the South Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -17.75 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,748thMost Influential: 4,458thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,590thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,674thMost Inclusive: 11,038thTop
Nicest Citizens: 11,197thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,336thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,198thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,800thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,400thMost Cultured: 14,755thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,803rdLargest Welfare Programs: 16,172ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,321stLongest Average Lifespans: 17,692ndHealthiest Citizens: 17,829thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,417thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,589thSmartest Citizens: 22,060th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 298th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 348th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 363rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 388th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 390th in the regionNicest Citizens: 397th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 430th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 443rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 455th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 460th in the regionMost Influential: 493rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 497th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 503rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 515th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 585th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 585th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 600th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 650th in the regionLargest Governments: 656th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 682nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 694th in the regionMost Developed: 700th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 765th in the region

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