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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 117thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 130thLargest Gambling Industry: 146th
The Incorporated States of
Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones
For those that think young.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
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Economy
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Pepsi Co

Population13.482 billion

CapitalHarrison
LeaderJed Pepsi
FaithAmerican Hinduism

CurrencyPepsi Token
AnimalBald Eagle

The Incorporated States of Pepsi Co is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Jed Pepsi with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.482 billion Pepsi Guys are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harrison. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pepsi economy, worth a remarkable 4,957 trillion Pepsi Tokens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 367,675 Pepsi Tokens, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,930,729 per year while the poor average 37,438, a ratio of 51.6 to 1.

The nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents, and kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pepsi Co's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is American Hinduism.

Pepsi Co is ranked 762nd in the world and 25th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Crime Rates, with 59.08 Crimes Per Hour.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 117thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 130thLargest Gambling Industry: 146thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 150thMost Corrupt Governments: 201stFattest Citizens: 214thLargest Insurance Industry: 267thLargest Retail Industry: 303rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 317thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 331stHighest Disposable Incomes: 337thMost Ignorant Citizens: 431stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 460thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 532ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 533rdMost Armed: 585thRudest Citizens: 753rdHighest Crime Rates: 762ndMost Efficient Economies: 923rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,019thMost Avoided: 1,081stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,259thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,300thHighest Economic Output: 1,850thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,888thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,062ndLargest Mining Sector: 3,165thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,583rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,121stLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,341stLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,707thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,606thMost Stationary: 8,744thTop
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Largest Black Market: 11,689thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,043rdMost Secular: 13,036thMost Influential: 14,103rdLargest Governments: 15,944thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,756thLargest Populations: 17,045thHighest Drug Use: 18,156thMost Rebellious Youth: 18,278th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 17th in the regionFattest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Armed: 19th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 19th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 19th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 23rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionRudest Citizens: 25th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 39th in the regionMost Avoided: 39th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 41st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 48th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 55th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 74th in the regionMost Stationary: 80th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 98th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 111th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 143rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 169th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 186th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 197th in the regionMost Influential: 248th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 267th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 300th in the regionLargest Populations: 301st in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 362nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 363rd in the regionLargest Governments: 397th in the regionMost Secular: 414th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 447th in the regionLargest Black Market: 513th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 518th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 576th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pepsi Co, kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them.
  • : Following new legislation in Pepsi Co, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in Pepsi Co, commuters and their desktops both bemoan their hard drives.
  • : Following new legislation in Pepsi Co, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.
  • : Following new legislation in Pepsi Co, self-driving cars occasionally mow down pedestrians to avoid inconveniencing passengers.
  • : Following new legislation in Pepsi Co, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class.
  • : Following new legislation in Pepsi Co, the flight attendant who draws the short straw is on "cockpit bucket duty".
  • : Following new legislation in Pepsi Co, only the wealthy vote.
  • : Following new legislation in Pepsi Co, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
  • : Following new legislation in Pepsi Co, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly.

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