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Most Primitive: 4,734thMost Devout: 7,891stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,487th
The Holy Empire of
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Philips Underpants

Population694 million

CapitalGae

Currencyorogonoria
Animalpasta Ssempa

The Holy Empire of Philips Underpants is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 694 million Fićini Guzzovi are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gae. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.7%.

The all-consuming Philips Underpantsian economy, worth 58.6 trillion orogonorias a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 84,482 orogonorias, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Sleeping on the job is recommended, the nation thirsts for new freedoms, military pistols are more secure than the national treasury, and carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Philips Underpants's national animal is the pasta Ssempa, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Philips Underpants is ranked 161,842nd in the world and 1,576th in 10000 Islands for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -5.83 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Primitive: 4,734thMost Devout: 7,891stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,487thLargest Retail Industry: 10,019thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,345thFattest Citizens: 13,378thMost Cultured: 13,600thLargest Mining Sector: 15,529thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,076th
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Most Primitive: 24th in the regionMost Devout: 84th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 132nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 137th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 144th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 157th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 167th in the regionLargest Black Market: 184th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 201st in the regionMost Cultured: 213th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 213th in the region

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