The Holy Pink of Philville2 is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Biggus Philus with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.132 billion Philvillians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Philville2ian economy, worth 216 trillion Brains a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 101,516 Brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, trade is bringing a wide selection of strange resources and technologies into Philville2 although importers have the highest mortality rate in the nation (Philville2 has found 1 easter egg), and the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Philville2's national animal is the Vampire Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Philville2 is ranked 232,511^th in the world and 8,204^th in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 5.13 Obesity Rate.