The Brightᴇning Quᴇᴇndom of Pianaville is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Hᴇr Majᴇsty Wait This is a Dᴇmocracy with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 1.994 billion Pianavillᴇans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pivᴇla. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pianavillᴇan economy, worth 284 trillion pians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 142,446 pians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, the national anthem's only purpose is to inflate Hᴇr Majᴇsty Wait This is a Dᴇmocracy's ever-expanding ego, and the official Pianavillᴇan Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pianaville's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christmas.

Pianaville is ranked 242,175^th in the world and 999^th in 10000 Islands for Most Armed, with 0.13 Weapons Per Person.