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Most Ignorant Citizens: 170thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 194thMost Rebellious Youth: 198th
The Confederacy of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
It's animal behavior
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Pigs Sheep and Wolves

Population28.704 billion


The Confederacy of Pigs Sheep and Wolves is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its lack of airports, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.704 billion PSWines are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong PSWinian economy, worth a remarkable 4,475 trillion treats a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Soda Sales, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 155,918 treats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

"It was only a joke" is no longer a defense for the felony of discrimination, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, and Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive. Pigs Sheep and Wolves's national animal is the squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pigs Sheep and Wolves is ranked 239,739th in the world and 145th in South Pacific for Most Secular, with 4.68 Atheism Rate.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 170thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 194thMost Rebellious Youth: 198thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 228thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 241stMost Primitive: 383rdLargest Black Market: 487thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 504thFattest Citizens: 706thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,005thHighest Crime Rates: 1,508thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,886thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,032ndTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,500thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,707thLargest Populations: 2,866thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,168thBest Weather: 4,780thMost Devout: 4,786thLargest Retail Industry: 5,412thLargest Governments: 7,868thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,740thMost Armed: 9,517thRudest Citizens: 10,632ndHighest Poor Incomes: 12,023rdTop
Highest Average Incomes: 12,998thMost Influential: 13,753rdMost Inclusive: 16,903rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,979thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,194thHighest Drug Use: 19,820thLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,950th
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the region

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