by Max Barry

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The Bannorn of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Come Try Me
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Pinard

Population1.325 billion

CapitalRoose
LeaderBann Serris vos Brosca
FaithVezkelios

Currencykama
Animalstarfish

The Bannorn of Pinard is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Bann Serris vos Brosca with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 1.325 billion Pinardians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roose. The average income tax rate is 24.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Pinardian economy, worth 69.6 trillion kamas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 52,494 kamas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, glamping Pinardians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, Vezkelios has been named as Pinard's national religion, and children are raised bilingual from an early age. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pinard's national animal is the starfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Vezkelios.

Pinard is ranked 22,540th in the world and 1st in Fredonia for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 4,450.26 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pinard's influence in Fredonia rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Following new legislation in Pinard, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • : Pinard changed its national faith to "Vezkelios".
  • : Following new legislation in Pinard, Vezkelios has been named as Pinard's national religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Pinard, glamping Pinardians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in Pinard, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise.
  • : Following new legislation in Pinard, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies.
  • : Following new legislation in Pinard, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • : Following new legislation in Pinard, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • : Following new legislation in Pinard, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community.

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