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Largest Agricultural Sector: 516th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 562nd Most Influential: 861st
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Population1.873 billion

CapitalAppaloosa City
LeaderPresident Jacob John Henry Lamais
FaithChristianity and Equestrianism

CurrencySapphire Horseshoe

The Allied States of Pinguioris is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Jacob John Henry Lamais with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.873 billion Pinguiorisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Appaloosa City. The average income tax rate is 34.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pinguiorisian economy, worth 317 trillion Sapphire Horseshoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 169,295 Sapphire Horseshoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios, organ donation is compulsory, and school children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pinguioris's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity and Equestrianism.

Pinguioris is ranked 11,943rd in the world and 648th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.27 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 516thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 562ndMost Influential: 861stTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,654thRudest Citizens: 4,753rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,487thLargest Retail Industry: 5,872ndMost Cultured: 5,937thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,063rdLargest Publishing Industry: 7,279thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,522ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,602ndSmartest Citizens: 7,931stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,328thTop
Most Developed: 9,173rdHighest Average Incomes: 9,334thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,685thMost Efficient Economies: 10,835thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,113thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,943rdHealthiest Citizens: 12,966thLowest Crime Rates: 13,712thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,198thSafest: 14,386thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,787thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,909thMost Inclusive: 16,200th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 18th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 218th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 255th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 262nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 285th in the regionMost Cultured: 293rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 295th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 318th in the regionMost Influential: 347th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 378th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 385th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 418th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 419th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 439th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 444th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 542nd in the regionMost Developed: 558th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 569th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 608th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 648th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 675th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 687th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 693rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 741st in the regionSafest: 760th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 866th in the regionLargest Governments: 879th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pinguioris endorsed The Theocracy of GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO.
  • : Pinguioris was endorsed by The Theocracy of GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO.
  • : Pinguioris lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Pinguioris, school children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices.
  • : Following new legislation in Pinguioris, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Pinguioris, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios.
  • : Following new legislation in Pinguioris, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Pinguioris, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains.
  • : Following new legislation in Pinguioris, powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents.
  • : Following new legislation in Pinguioris, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 210 » Territorio di Nessuno, Shin-Hachioji, Notyoutopia, Corfad, Siwale, Shibutani, Moubarakistan, Ethnon, Atain, Yaorozu, Kylesburgh, Maott, Empy, Koda-Land, Kwaj, Bayern-Straubing, Sundred, United Draconia, Frances Francis the First of France, Buckerino, Shadowrik, Wodan, Sanjurika, The United States of Romania, Holy Oranz, Sunto, Sea Ghost, Sil Dorsett, THX1138, Selfgradatude, Suicidistan, Former English Colony, PlanetPunk, Q w e r t y, Wineclaw, Pallaith, Xentherida, El Fiji Grande, German Holy Roman Empire, Guslantis, Govornia, American MapleStory, Universal State Formula, Diodone, Zeternia, Sacrento, Dar es Saalam, Abrickhouse, New Trisone, Wilkshire, and 160 others.Yarecir, The Iron Lions, New Pruessen, The Rhein States, Bojacks and Jills, The Most Freedom Ever, Racoda, Great Bights Mum, Snoodum, New Bremerton, Lunallian, Valhalla123, Kulgatha, Babacar, National Goats, Humptalumpta, New Chilokver, Minuda, Islamic Cali, Amauri, Newpromisedland, Spartoptia, Ostrinios, Pleroma Sans Romans, The Discipled, ISOP, SORT, Soviet Terran, General COE, Malta Comino Gozo, Vincone Cae, Votak Matim, Gilakistan, Californian Redwood, Sinelona, North Bratislava, Uganda Knuckles UK, Kasazzastan, Sakaryata, Ethereal Expanse, Omnistria, HeartLard, Dyrenell, Cloydicia, Highton Islands, United Kingdoms of Islands, New Lakemba, Agrauron, Napnomadia, East Supple Lund, Moose repupblic, The Austro Germanic Union, Breduria, Blackphir, Ice and Tinian, Sheldanada, Bearical, Neo-Philadelphia, French Bananastan, Warsaw-Halicz, Old Emporia, Kyrianian, Ka Ching, Acrabinnia, Unsophisticate, Australiland, The Windmilluminati, Neo Hungarica, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, Yukti, Dreadton, Rwekazaland, Outer Egorniand, The Pantheons, Ninjak30, Amerian States, Prydania, Revolutionary Sealand, The Bureaucratic Territories, The South Falls, Partax, Federation Terra Australis, Fun time land of Fun, SillyString, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Pasargad, JAOECW536, Musselshell, The Sinclarian Provinces, Jpia, INTEGRAL, COCONUT-CITY, Alunya, Joodey, Ainsworth, Ozstan, Steraz, Asgardira, Ieprus, Get Away From Me, Shigonia, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Niradans, Justanistan, Guer Aike, Ofemerica, SchoolHouse Rock, Egalico, Tappan Hills, Solmetria, British Bayonet, Torakuen, Ara Antrizuls, The Notorious Mad Jack, Novare Res, Ibiscaton, Saturns Edge, VarDrade, Peldorn, Swaz Islands, Jasminlandia, Zemnaya Svoboda, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Marijuana Haven, Kirostan, Orven, Trillius, Hircea, Haor Chall, Angwayster, Norvayopia, Misuvelia, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Unimaginable Doom, New Pacifian Territory, Ejhsa, Liberum Mundi, Seidr Wyrd, Yemet, Victoriaans Nederlands, Apetopia, Coprianus, Lomjia, Thiammyalllaland, 1 very fast endotarter, Ikea Rike, Free Azzaca, Vikingiarchy, Aratani, British Pacific Islands, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Zokk, Castle Federation, Noahs Second Country, Rynion, Test for a new hope, and GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO.

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