by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 3,699thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,360thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18,674th
The PinkDowlg Tree of
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Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population4.365 billion

CapitalPinkDowlg City
FaithWorship of Dearest Leader PinkDowlg

CurrencyPinkDowlg coin

The PinkDowlg Tree of PinkDowlg is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by PinkDowlg with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 4.365 billion PinkDowlgians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PinkDowlg City. The average income tax rate is 44.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The PinkDowlgian economy, worth 227 trillion PinkDowlg coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is 52,134 PinkDowlg coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

PinkDowlgian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, PinkDowlg is the self-declared God of all PinkDowlg, and PinkDowlg has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PinkDowlg's national animal is the PinkDowlg, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Worship of Dearest Leader PinkDowlg.

PinkDowlg is ranked 190,107th in the world and 1st in PinkDowlg Empire for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -7.32 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most Secular: 3,699thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 15,360thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18,674thMost Rebellious Youth: 18,862nd

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