The Jingoistic Military Junta of Pinochet Executionists is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by General Pinochet with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.455 billion Chileans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santiago. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Pinochet Executionistsian economy, worth 824 trillion Chilean Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 185,014 Chilean Pesos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,694,670 per year while the poor average 2,159, a ratio of 784 to 1.

National stress about the waning heir-line is causing a rise in alopecia, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters, and the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pinochet Executionists's national animal is the Snek, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is No Swearing Christian Server.

Pinochet Executionists is ranked 4,681^st in the world and 4^th in Meat for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 11,073.36 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.