The Drunk Military Junta of Pinochet Executionists is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by General Pinochet with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 2.578 billion Chileans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santiago. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Pinochet Executionistsian economy, worth 462 trillion Golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 179,439 Golds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 717,399 per year while the poor average 30,154, a ratio of 23.8 to 1.

Citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, and criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pinochet Executionists's national animal is the Leprechaun, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is No Swearing Christian Server.

Pinochet Executionists is ranked 117,555^th in the world and 106^th in Lardyland for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -3.16 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.