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Most Valuable International Artwork: 928thFattest Citizens: 1,140thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,219th
The Jingoistic Military Junta of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
Por la razon o la fuerza
Eminence Grise
WA Delegate / Fish
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Pinochet Executionists

Population6.867 billion

LeaderGeneral Pinochet


The Jingoistic Military Junta of Pinochet Executionists is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by General Pinochet with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.867 billion Pinochet Executionistsians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santiago. The average income tax rate is 20.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Pinochet Executionistsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,333 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 194,195 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, and a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that he is in fact a crook after all. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pinochet Executionists's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pinochet Executionists is ranked 106,449th in the world and 14th in Lardyland for Most Politically Free, scoring 63.81 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 928thFattest Citizens: 1,140thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,219thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,378thHighest Crime Rates: 1,488thRudest Citizens: 1,615thLargest Retail Industry: 1,670thMost Armed: 1,739thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,889thMost Avoided: 2,078thTop
Most Devout: 2,556thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,755thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,873rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,516thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,828thLargest Black Market: 4,902ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,963rdLargest Mining Sector: 5,670thHighest Average Incomes: 7,255thMost Efficient Economies: 8,686thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,235thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,023rdTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12,333rdHighest Economic Output: 13,297thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,488thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,227thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,341stHighest Drug Use: 18,032ndMost Cultured: 18,032ndMost Influential: 18,743rdLargest Insurance Industry: 21,086thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,152ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,343rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 23,946th
Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the region

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