Population | 6.867 billion |
Capital | Santiago |
Leader | General Pinochet |
Currency | Peso |
Animal | animal |
The Jingoistic Military Junta of Pinochet Executionists is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by General Pinochet with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.867 billion Pinochet Executionistsians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santiago. The average income tax rate is 20.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Pinochet Executionistsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,333 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 194,195 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.
It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, and a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that he is in fact a crook after all. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pinochet Executionists's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Pinochet Executionists is ranked 106,449th in the world and 14th in Lardyland for Most Politically Free, scoring 63.81 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Pinochet Executionists voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Gay Panic defense Ban".
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Pinochet Executionists voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Gay Panic defense Ban".
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Pinochet Executionists was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
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Pinochet Executionists agreed to construct embassies between Lardyland and Misogyny.
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Pinochet Executionists agreed to construct embassies between Lardyland and Embassylandia.
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Pinochet Executionists agreed to construct embassies between Lardyland and NSCP.
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Pinochet Executionists agreed to construct embassies between Lardyland and United Island States.
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Pinochet Executionists proposed constructing embassies between Lardyland and Comet Ping Pong Pizza.
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Pinochet Executionists lodged a message on the Lardyland Regional Message Board.
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Pinochet Executionists lodged a message on the Lardyland Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 3 » Pineapple Penlandia,
Beautifully made, and
CaptainLard.