The Jingoistic Military Junta of Pinochet Executionists is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by General Pinochet with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.591 billion Pinochet Executionistsians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santiago. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Pinochet Executionistsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,049 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 187,782 Pesos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,602,377 per year while the poor average 3,861, a ratio of 415 to 1.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, and a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that she is in fact a crook after all. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pinochet Executionists's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pinochet Executionists is ranked 96,444^th in the world and 21^st in Lardyland for Most Politically Free, scoring 60.76 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.