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Most Armed: 1,199th Highest Crime Rates: 1,318th Largest Gambling Industry: 1,322nd
The Drunk Military Junta of
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Pinochet Executionists

Population2.578 billion

LeaderGeneral Pinochet
FaithNo Swearing Christian Server


The Drunk Military Junta of Pinochet Executionists is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by General Pinochet with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 2.578 billion Chileans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santiago. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Pinochet Executionistsian economy, worth 462 trillion Golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 179,439 Golds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 717,399 per year while the poor average 30,154, a ratio of 23.8 to 1.

Citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, and criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pinochet Executionists's national animal is the Leprechaun, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is No Swearing Christian Server.

Pinochet Executionists is ranked 117,555th in the world and 106th in Lardyland for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -3.16 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Armed: 1,199thHighest Crime Rates: 1,318thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,322ndRudest Citizens: 1,362ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,616thLargest Retail Industry: 1,700thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,764thFattest Citizens: 1,842ndMost Avoided: 1,967thMost Devout: 2,209thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,435thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,668thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,730thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,232ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,496thLargest Mining Sector: 4,577thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,349thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,497thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,675thHighest Average Incomes: 7,827thMost Influential: 8,555thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 8,655thMost Efficient Economies: 9,759thLargest Black Market: 10,001stMost Pro-Market: 10,657thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,265thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,670thHighest Drug Use: 12,727thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,564th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 10th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 12th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 12th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 14 » United Dank Meme, Elmos World 2-0, Blackwater Port, Spammyspamspamifiedspam, Karach24, DUO THE GOD, Gordfield, Heropeas Mid Region, Monstrosities, The Utopian Ideal, Mockia, Aestorusian Diplomat, Caleonia, and Skolgard.
WA update pending: Nation has 13 verified endorsements.

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