The Jingoistic Military Junta of Pinochet Executionists is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by General Pinochet with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.867 billion Pinochet Executionistsians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santiago. The average income tax rate is 20.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Pinochet Executionistsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,333 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 194,195 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, and a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that he is in fact a crook after all. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pinochet Executionists's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pinochet Executionists is ranked 106,449^th in the world and 14^th in Lardyland for Most Politically Free, scoring 63.81 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.