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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 358thMost Valuable International Artwork: 714thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 879th
The Jingoistic Military Junta of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
Por la razon o la fuerza
Founder / I do everything around here
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Pinochet Executionists

Population4.455 billion

LeaderGeneral Pinochet
FaithNo Swearing Christian Server

CurrencyChilean Peso

The Jingoistic Military Junta of Pinochet Executionists is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by General Pinochet with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.455 billion Chileans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santiago. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Pinochet Executionistsian economy, worth 824 trillion Chilean Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 185,014 Chilean Pesos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,694,670 per year while the poor average 2,159, a ratio of 784 to 1.

National stress about the waning heir-line is causing a rise in alopecia, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters, and the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pinochet Executionists's national animal is the Snek, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is No Swearing Christian Server.

Pinochet Executionists is ranked 4,681st in the world and 4th in Meat for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 11,073.36 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 358thMost Valuable International Artwork: 714thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 879thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 887thFattest Citizens: 1,016thRudest Citizens: 1,069thHighest Crime Rates: 1,103rdMost Armed: 1,207thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,236thLargest Retail Industry: 1,693rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,702ndMost Avoided: 1,741stTop
Most Devout: 2,360thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,361stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,010thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,628thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,777thLargest Mining Sector: 4,681stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,378thMost Efficient Economies: 7,162ndHighest Average Incomes: 7,705thLargest Black Market: 8,428thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,659thTop
Highest Drug Use: 10,424thLargest Insurance Industry: 11,507thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,675thMost Pro-Market: 11,752ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,125thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,380th
Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the region

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