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Most Valuable International Artwork: 452ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 769thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 947th
The Jingoistic Military Junta of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
Por la razon o la fuerza
Influence
Eminence Grise
WA Delegate / Fish
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Pinochet Executionists

Population5.591 billion

CapitalSantiago
LeaderGeneral Pinochet

CurrencyPeso
Animalanimal

The Jingoistic Military Junta of Pinochet Executionists is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by General Pinochet with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.591 billion Pinochet Executionistsians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santiago. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Pinochet Executionistsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,049 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 187,782 Pesos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,602,377 per year while the poor average 3,861, a ratio of 415 to 1.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, and a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that she is in fact a crook after all. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pinochet Executionists's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pinochet Executionists is ranked 96,444th in the world and 21st in Lardyland for Most Politically Free, scoring 60.76 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 452ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 769thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 947thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,009thFattest Citizens: 1,056thHighest Crime Rates: 1,149thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,288thMost Armed: 1,290thRudest Citizens: 1,378thMost Avoided: 1,794thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,802ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,823rdTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,332ndMost Devout: 2,381stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,224thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,828thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,234thLargest Mining Sector: 5,429thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,209thHighest Average Incomes: 7,500thMost Efficient Economies: 7,552ndLargest Black Market: 7,713thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,969thTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 12,618thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,724thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,778thHighest Drug Use: 15,134thHighest Economic Output: 16,094thMost Cultured: 17,908thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,252ndMost Subsidized Industry: 18,611thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,312thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,313th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the region

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