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Highest Crime Rates: 1,357thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,401stFattest Citizens: 1,692nd
The Kingdom of
Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones
So to speak
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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Pinochetlande

Population1.307 billion

CapitalDead Commieville

CurrencyDrachma
AnimalHyena

The Kingdom of Pinochetlande is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, strictly enforced bedtime, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.307 billion Pinoches are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dead Commieville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.0%.

The all-consuming Pinochetlandean economy, worth 170 trillion Drachmas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 130,785 Drachmas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 661,173 per year while the poor average 14,387, a ratio of 46.0 to 1.

Leader has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, economists claim no news is good news, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, and printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pinochetlande's national animal is the Hyena, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pinochetlande is ranked 22,408th in the world and 3rd in Confederacy of Allied States for Rudest Citizens, with 104.83 Insults Per Minute.

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Highest Crime Rates: 1,357thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,401stFattest Citizens: 1,692ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,699thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,939thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,189thTop
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Most Avoided: 2,214thMost Armed: 2,313thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,817thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,903rdLargest Retail Industry: 4,773rdLargest Mining Sector: 5,411thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,759thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,937thMost Devout: 10,333rdMost Corrupt Governments: 10,963rdTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 12,743rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,850thLargest Gambling Industry: 18,205thHighest Average Incomes: 18,679thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,371st
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pinochetlande was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Pinochetlande was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Pinochetlande was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Pinochetlande, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins.
  • : Following new legislation in Pinochetlande, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
  • : Following new legislation in Pinochetlande, economists claim no news is good news.
  • : Pinochetlande was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Pinochetlande, Leader has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw.
  • : Pinochetlande's influence in Confederacy of Allied States rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in Pinochetlande, it's best to decline if Leader offers to buy a round of drinks.

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