Population | 10.741 billion |
Capital | The Lane Pools |
Leader | The Grand Layaq Council |
Faith | Life Guardiasm |
Currency | Layaq Flimnya |
Animal | Swimming Instructor |
The Layaqua of Pioneer Pool is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Grand Layaq Council with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 10.741 billion Layaqs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Lane Pools. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Layaq economy, worth a remarkable 4,706 trillion Layaq Flimnyas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 438,189 Layaq Flimnyas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
All work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull, there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, and psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests. Crime is totally unknown. Pioneer Pool's national animal is the Swimming Instructor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Life Guardiasm.
Pioneer Pool is ranked 98,951st in the world and 833rd in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.13 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Pioneer Pool, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests.
- : Following new legislation in Pioneer Pool, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
- : Following new legislation in Pioneer Pool, there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day.
- : Pioneer Pool was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Pioneer Pool voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prisoner Financial Rights".
- : Following new legislation in Pioneer Pool, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull.
- : Following new legislation in Pioneer Pool, state officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute The Grand Layaq Council's portrait.
- : Following new legislation in Pioneer Pool, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
- : Following new legislation in Pioneer Pool, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
- : Following new legislation in Pioneer Pool, the nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 76 » Elisabethshagen, Ortigia, Saarenmaa, Istastioner, Walfo, Thracia Republic, Meropis, Irminsulia, Invernessia, Bastile, Liberepublia, Raghallaigh, Robbonia, Skalliad, Northern German Federation, Yaorozu, Great Clucky, Elestansa, Rary, Basque Dominion, St Scarlett, Slavatania, Burvenchkaht, Gliesetonia, UGBK, Nardin, Yahlia, Iceagea, Mally Piznoopia, Dark Matter, Foudina, The Champions League, Drembler, An Clar, Sovsastan, Orsik, Hunarskotlo, Karnea, New Eestiball, Zaznia, New Rocland, Namsan, Cot Deviet, Trixeland, Narmocrana, Reiserland, Belvanya, Armbruster, Balcem, Regnum Italiae, and 26 others.Imperium Anglorum, Vientina, Someseni, North of Americas, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, The Oriental Empire, Ottterland, Thracia and Crimea, Calicov, Myanerus, Alsted, Kkorea, Scytharum, Wamia, Parliamentary Laramidia, Cambany, Kroynia, AnnaK, Leistrona, Greater Bahland, Nuweland, Wombelland, Kronverg, Weltbeherrschung, The AbelLandia, and Agausia.