by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 239thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 975thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,507th
The Grand Duchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
You Can't Stop Progress
Civil Rights
Very Good
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Population7.615 billion



The Grand Duchy of Pirataria is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, infamous sell-swords, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed population of 7.615 billion Piratarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sjenjak. The average income tax rate is 75.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Piratarian economy, worth 878 trillion Paras a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 115,411 Paras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

You can call your arthritic immigrant neighbour for all your roof-tiling and guttering needs, satellite images show safe electoral constituencies in complete darkness, there's some really clean windows in Piratarian houses, and the nation doesn't need to go to war in order to acquire new territory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pirataria's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pirataria is ranked 17,233rd in the world and 160th in Europeia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,292.01 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most Influential: 239thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 975thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 6,507thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,806thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,127thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,698thBest Weather: 8,705thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,885thMost Developed: 9,151stMost Subsidized Industry: 9,508thMost Cultured: 10,307thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,992ndTop
Most Efficient Economies: 11,453rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,847thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,184thMost Secular: 13,436thSmartest Citizens: 13,655thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,029thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,037thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,233rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,027thLargest Governments: 19,113thHighest Economic Output: 19,508thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,833rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionTop
Most Average: 33rd in the regionMost Influential: 33rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 70th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 80th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 82nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 91st in the region

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 188 » Aexnidaral, Raghallaigh, Awesomepotomia, Mousa Liberty, Le Libertia, Mediocrea, Trackeendy, United-Marrshmallows, Katkasistan, Almendron, Polgaria, Samuelstani, Benthamania, Vlazinova, Igueranel, Union Lysk, Cortlandt Manor, Liveropolis, Beriwen, SETTLEMENT OF DREAMS, Free Rosabell, Murden, Lethen, --Neo-America--, Voxum Mortalum, Gooblaria, Former Raxhiria, Paulotzia, Arqhua, Akeland, Genistan, Corbien, Brickfield, Purgitz, Estanglia, KetanLand, Ipsonasia, Arvigiel, Junkielien, Abassyia, Vesperum, Carordia, Nippluania, Nivgrad, Basement Kitteh, Great Eldaria, Muertio, The Tugboat Complex, Serpahima, Havenwelle, and 138 others.New Peoples Empire, Yugarritia, Pentisia, Caleban, Gabingston, United Kingdoms of Redania, Eumenides, Zakanda, Greatnessity City, Merigold, Betelguesa, New Zest, Liberepublia, New Ryloth, Old Aweic Wirs, Coulthos, Prosa, Acapais, Poulton-with-Fearnhead, Avellanet Skidmore, Poquaoi, Lastovipol, Leonna, Oforrriand, Vyleria, Eloscape, Mancheseva City, South Eastern Centralia, Coloamerica, Purple Ruthenia, Dat Countreh, Mikkazuki, Artavart, Sparhawkia, ROFLOLMAO LAND, Bethania, Twilight Ways, The Democratic Peoples, Bolger, Vaioretta, Clialaad, Nesshhinn, Wesarty, Terra Potestatem, Balustravia, Ouardeheya, Bellcon, Greelgang, Estingberg, Salxeburg, Fox-Wolf Unions, Saarland-Niederbayern, The United Islands of Knossos, Emastalia, Dirauti, Seventeen Islands, Illangdonall, Uniarq, The Eurasian Revolution Front, Northern Baltic Archipelago, Slovak-Magyar Poland, New Sickled, Grantsylvania, Taskete, Chungus World, Winnak, Anachnu, The Lost Men, Caffeinated, Asian Hatia, Ikheria, Socialdemocratic Communities, Upper Prestina, Sentucket, Thurston, Envielle, The United Peoples of Centrism, Free French Normandy, Opperiania, Darktow, Deathfall, Corovos, Geber Badz, System X2004, Trizkobinad, Masograd Region, Windmill, Koroniti, Tassaland, Tanuvar, Fionima, Kingdom of Stargard, Elcra, WashLincoln, WRNDM, Kanote, Edlos, Olde Cydonia, Brenove, Algamonzimt, Free People Union, Disney Know it Alls, Al-Jarrah, The Free Minecraft State of Kharn, Eastern Guitaloscialand, Novamexia 3, Travislavania, Judea Arcana, Mileena Empire, Urduvan Sultanate, Baobab-Bumbaria, Brandenburg-Britannia, Bri-Tea-Sh Commonwealth, Waluigi4Smash, Scaletta, Ducklingo, Shevia inscorpis, Astra Invicta, Horpacha States, Cythora, United Humans of Earth, Dayan Khanate, United States of Joshua, Marzipantalia, Isla Gree Greign, Tlanestein, Gaded, Skyhawk Clan, Zodassa Skyistan, West Wirral, Arnasas, Depression and Suffering, United Northen States Canada, United Federation of Bressil, The Xeraji Empire, United Hemand Insia, Tyrannical overlords 3, and The Fresh.