Population | 6.836 billion |
Capital | Piss City |
Leader | Supreme Pisser |
Faith | Pissing Oneself |
Currency | Piss Dollar |
Animal | Piss Snake |
The People's Republic of Pissing Yourself is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Pisser with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.836 billion Folk Who Have Pissed Themselves are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Piss City. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.
The thriving of Pissed Pants economy, worth 629 trillion Piss Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is 92,081 Piss Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, animated paperclips interrupt word processing to remind you they are just automated tip-tools, sleazy politicians exploit the Parliamentary Code of Conduct to purge their rivals, and a passport is literally priceless. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pissing Yourself's national animal is the Piss Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pissing Oneself.
Pissing Yourself is ranked 39,234th in the world and 37th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Stationary, with 1,157.035370608 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Pissing Yourself voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Pissing Yourself voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Following new legislation in Pissing Yourself, a passport is literally priceless.
- : Following new legislation in Pissing Yourself, sleazy politicians exploit the Parliamentary Code of Conduct to purge their rivals.
- : Following new legislation in Pissing Yourself, animated paperclips interrupt word processing to remind you they are just automated tip-tools.
- : Following new legislation in Pissing Yourself, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
- : Following new legislation in Pissing Yourself, Pissing Yourself has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
- : Following new legislation in Pissing Yourself, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices.
- : Following new legislation in Pissing Yourself, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records.
- : Following new legislation in Pissing Yourself, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 36 » Kawany, Caspersland, Rorlenland, Sincadenas, Nepacton Murt, Soviet Trailer Park, New Arkados, Midterra, Themsylvanii, Marxist Land of Peoples, Fibish, Newer Zealand, PEPEP, Sarmanov, Giratyphon, Zaratov, Placenta, Jtracome87stan, Communist Union of Rus, Hoshikuni, Hussija, Rhenna, Tourettesia, United Asahi, Audiania, Larger Green Plants, The Ghol, Runegeist, Slime Zone, Brockfort, Huazhi, Xanidema, Volkersland, Kero Kero Bonito, Brosnavia, and The Great Slime Nation of Nick.