by Max Barry

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Most Stationary: 1,263rdLargest Populations: 3,482ndLargest Gambling Industry: 10,421st
The Queen's State of
Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society
the Governor
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Pitcairn Isles

Population25.197 billion

CapitalCapital Heights
Leaderthe Governor


The Queen's State of Pitcairn Isles is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 25.197 billion Pitcairn Islanders live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The very strong Pitcairn Islesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,176 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 46,711 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 142,693 per year while the poor average 11,852, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Military funding has been stripped back, Pitcairn Isles has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, The Governor has just been declared ruler of Pitcairn Isles in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pitcairn Isles's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Pitcairn Isles is ranked 185,590th in the world and 5th in Pitcairn Island for Lowest Crime Rates, with 48.44 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Stationary: 1,263rdTop
Largest Populations: 3,482ndLargest Gambling Industry: 10,421stTop
Most Politically Free: 11,515thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,009thHighest Economic Output: 14,072ndMost Influential: 17,854th

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