The Majestic Elysium of Pixelpark is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bhadra Procyon with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, infamous sell-swords, and hatred of cheese. The hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 25.388 billion Pixes live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The large, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggbrasil. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Pix economy, worth a remarkable 5,200 trillion Chypers a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 204,846 Chypers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 884,142 per year while the poor average 30,234, a ratio of 29.2 to 1.

Radio stations offer prizes to callers who can guess this month's most endangered species, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, and politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Pixelpark's national animal is the Hempanzee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tenseipic.

Pixelpark is ranked 641^st in the world and 2^nd in Spiritus for Most Armed, with 26.32 Weapons Per Person.