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Rudest Citizens: 789thHighest Disposable Incomes: 825thLargest Retail Industry: 954th
The Federation of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
Strength Through Freedom
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Pizzydia

Population4.655 billion

CapitalPizza Hut
LeaderFizzy
FaithMaterialism

Currencyruble
Animaleel

The Federation of Pizzydia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Fizzy with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.655 billion Pizzydians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pizza Hut. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Pizzydian economy, worth a remarkable 1,284 trillion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 276,018 rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 931,040 per year while the poor average 60,574, a ratio of 15.4 to 1.

4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', international trade is a sticky issue, most pop videos prominently feature the Pizzydian flag, and the parliament building has installed a revolving door. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pizzydia's national animal is the eel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Materialism.

Pizzydia is ranked 10,131st in the world and 416th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,790.29 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Rudest Citizens: 789thHighest Disposable Incomes: 825thLargest Retail Industry: 954thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,308thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,897thMost Efficient Economies: 2,055thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,103rdMost Avoided: 2,106thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,165thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 2,450thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,540thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,617thHighest Average Incomes: 2,662ndLargest Mining Sector: 3,137thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,217thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,707thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,027thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,068thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,512thSmartest Citizens: 5,666thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,406thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,487thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,574thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,604thMost Cultured: 7,356thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,896thMost Inclusive: 8,473rdLargest Insurance Industry: 10,131stLargest Governments: 10,922ndMost Subsidized Industry: 12,006thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 12,805thLargest Gambling Industry: 13,095thHighest Economic Output: 14,154thMost Developed: 14,533rdLowest Crime Rates: 16,849thMost Pro-Market: 21,614thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,937th
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Rudest Citizens: 29th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 34th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 39th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 64th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 76th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 85th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 88th in the regionMost Avoided: 108th in the regionFattest Citizens: 119th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 124th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 124th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 124th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 126th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 161st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 162nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 173rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 198th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 199th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 212th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 269th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 271st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 277th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 311th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 351st in the regionMost Cultured: 380th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 398th in the regionMost Inclusive: 401st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 403rd in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 416th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 543rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 555th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 566th in the regionLargest Governments: 580th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 718th in the regionMost Developed: 805th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pizzydia, the parliament building has installed a revolving door.
  • : Following new legislation in Pizzydia, most pop videos prominently feature the Pizzydian flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Pizzydia, international trade is a sticky issue.
  • : Following new legislation in Pizzydia, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
  • : Following new legislation in Pizzydia, rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes.
  • : Pizzydia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Pizzydia, corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague.
  • : Following new legislation in Pizzydia, retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Pizzydia, the Violet Mile now refers to the long line-ups that former death row inmates wait in as they transfer to maximum security prisons.
  • : Following new legislation in Pizzydia, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.

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