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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,296thLargest Mining Sector: 1,849thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,059th
The Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
We will Rock you!
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Political Freedom

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Population2.387 billion

LeaderFreddie Mercury


The Kingdom of PlanetMercury is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Freddie Mercury with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.387 billion PlanetMercuries are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bulsara. The average income tax rate is 68.8%.

The frighteningly efficient PlanetMercuryian economy, worth 391 trillion pounds a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 163,870 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, and cars are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PlanetMercury's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

PlanetMercury is ranked 2,059th in the world and 74th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 66.53 Whatever.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,296thLargest Mining Sector: 1,849thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,059thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,234thTop
Most Influential: 3,002ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,258thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,282ndMost Armed: 4,386thLargest Black Market: 6,212thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,999thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,128thNudest: 7,294thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,973rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,283rdMost Avoided: 9,746thMost Secular: 10,312thMost Efficient Economies: 10,812thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,820thHighest Average Incomes: 11,506thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,821stTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 14,923rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,532ndHighest Poor Incomes: 18,220thLargest Governments: 18,883rdLargest Publishing Industry: 19,666thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,799thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,872ndMost Developed: 23,490th
Largest Mining Sector: 47th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 74th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 100th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 152nd in the regionMost Armed: 161st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 263rd in the regionNudest: 267th in the regionLargest Black Market: 277th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 292nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 342nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 345th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 394th in the regionMost Avoided: 412th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 446th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 515th in the regionMost Secular: 523rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 547th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 596th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 784th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 790th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 867th in the regionMost Influential: 928th in the regionLargest Governments: 944th in the region

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