The Free Land of Pod U-77 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 4.982 billion Pod U-77ians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Healthcare, Defense, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Law & Order is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Pod U-77ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,045 trillion The Pods a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Gambling, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 410,592 The Pods, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,679,337 per year while the poor average 5,894, a ratio of 624 to 1.

Mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, the fate of the world literally rests on Leader's fingers, many are questioning Leader wearing an Eckie-Ecola baseball cap during a keynote speech, and Chekhov's guns are killing the entertainment budget. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pod U-77's national animal is the The Pods, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pod U-77 is ranked 1,668^th in the world and 32^nd in Poetry for Most Patriotic, with 110.95 flags saluted per person per day.