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Largest Mining Sector: 9,869th
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
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Unproven
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
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Poetheests Elannede

Population174 million

Currencyflorin
Animalswan

The Holy Empire of Poetheests Elannede is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 174 million Idoits are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 24.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong An idiot economy, worth 11.8 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 68,022 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

You need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, and nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Poetheests Elannede's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Poetheests Elannede is ranked 195,106th in the world and 1,301st in 10000 Islands for Rudest Citizens, with 21.11 Insults Per Minute.

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Largest Mining Sector: 9,869th
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Largest Mining Sector: 70th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 108th in the regionMost Conservative: 115th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 124th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Poetheests Elannede, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
  • : Following new legislation in Poetheests Elannede, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams.
  • : Following new legislation in Poetheests Elannede, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés.
  • : Following new legislation in Poetheests Elannede, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices.
  • : Following new legislation in Poetheests Elannede, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • : Following new legislation in Poetheests Elannede, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
  • : Poetheests Elannede applied to join the World Assembly.
  • : Following new legislation in Poetheests Elannede, putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument.
  • : Following new legislation in Poetheests Elannede, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Poetheests Elannede, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left.

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