Population | 37.348 billion |
Capital | Belle Baie |
Currency | sou |
Animal | castor |
The Colony of Pointe-aux-Coques is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 37.348 billion Pointe-aux-Coquesians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belle Baie. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Pointe-aux-Coquesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,823 trillion sous a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,370 sous, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", and frisbee games on college quadrangles are grounds for expulsion. Crime is totally unknown. Pointe-aux-Coques's national animal is the castor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Pointe-aux-Coques is ranked 12,001st in the world and 14th in The Maritimes for Most Stationary, with 2,080.58555731328 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Pointe-aux-Coques, frisbee games on college quadrangles are grounds for expulsion.
- : Following new legislation in Pointe-aux-Coques, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here".
- : Following new legislation in Pointe-aux-Coques, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
- : Pointe-aux-Coques was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
- : Pointe-aux-Coques was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Pointe-aux-Coques was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Following new legislation in Pointe-aux-Coques, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community.
- : Pointe-aux-Coques was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies.
- : Pointe-aux-Coques was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Pointe-aux-Coques was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist.