Population | 2.286 billion |
Capital | Jumpluff |
Leader | Empress Dragonitia |
Faith | Arceus worship |
Currency | Lapras |
Animal | All Pokémon |
The Greater Gijinkan Empire of Pokemon Waifus is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Dragonitia with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.286 billion Gijinkas are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jumpluff. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Pokemon Waifusian economy, worth 390 trillion Lapras a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,719 Lapras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill, swings are now more popular than see-saws in children's playgrounds, Pokemon Waifus successfully hosted the The North Pacific Olympics, and every citizen sounds like a television news anchor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pokemon Waifus's national animal is the All Pokémon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Arceus worship.
Pokemon Waifus is ranked 44,245th in the world and 1,511th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 73 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Pokemon Waifus's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Pokemon Waifus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic and Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Pokemon Waifus lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Pokemon Waifus lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Pokemon Waifus lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Pokemon Waifus lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Pokemon Waifus lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Pokemon Waifus lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Pokemon Waifus lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Pokemon Waifus lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.