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Most Secular: 1,230thLowest Crime Rates: 4,378thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,531st
The Greater Gijinkan Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
The empire of waifus will conquer all
Empress Dragonitia
Influence
Newcomer
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Pokemon Waifus

Population1.975 billion

CapitalJumpluff
LeaderEmpress Dragonitia
FaithArceus worship

CurrencyLapras
AnimalAll Pokémon

The Greater Gijinkan Empire of Pokemon Waifus is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Dragonitia with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, vat-grown people, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.975 billion Gijinkas are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jumpluff. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Pokemon Waifusian economy, worth 335 trillion Lapras a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,871 Lapras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, the entire entry for Pokemon Waifus in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill, and swings are now more popular than see-saws in children's playgrounds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pokemon Waifus's national animal is the All Pokémon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Arceus worship.

Pokemon Waifus is ranked 223,385th in the world and 8,312th in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.17 Weapons Per Person.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 4,378thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,531stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,566thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,577thLargest Governments: 5,677thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,024thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,119thMost Developed: 6,186thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,331stMost Corrupt Governments: 6,377thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,849thMost Authoritarian: 7,160thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,237thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,764thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,251stHealthiest Citizens: 9,375thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,496thSmartest Citizens: 10,240thHighest Average Incomes: 10,521stLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,604thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,904thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,000thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,326thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,941stMost Conservative: 12,030thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 13,934thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,756thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,036thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,055thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,623rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,175th
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Most Secular: 74th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 232nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 233rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 260th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 265th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 276th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 279th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 292nd in the regionLargest Governments: 307th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 312th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 324th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 359th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 380th in the regionMost Developed: 386th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 439th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 488th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 500th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 531st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 548th in the regionMost Conservative: 552nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 558th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 561st in the regionMost Extreme: 562nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 596th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 624th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 635th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 647th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 736th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 755th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 802nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 814th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 816th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pokemon Waifus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Pokemon Waifus, swings are now more popular than see-saws in children's playgrounds.
  • : Following new legislation in Pokemon Waifus, being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill.
  • : Following new legislation in Pokemon Waifus, the entire entry for Pokemon Waifus in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.
  • : Following new legislation in Pokemon Waifus, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : Following new legislation in Pokemon Waifus, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Pokemon Waifus.
  • : Following new legislation in Pokemon Waifus, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • : Following new legislation in Pokemon Waifus, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention.
  • : Following new legislation in Pokemon Waifus, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Pokemon Waifus.
  • : Following new legislation in Pokemon Waifus, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.

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