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Most Secular: 5,649thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,139thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,076th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
The empire of waifus will conquer all
Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Pokemon Waifus

Population501 million

CapitalJumpluff

CurrencyLapras
AnimalAll Pokémon

The Empire of Pokemon Waifus is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 501 million Gijinkas are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jumpluff. The average income tax rate is 71.5%.

The all-consuming Pokemon Waifusian economy, worth 55.7 trillion Lapras a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 111,130 Lapras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, the PWBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, and there's no weight to modern politics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pokemon Waifus's national animal is the All Pokémon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pokemon Waifus is ranked 67,136th in the world and 2,849th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,331.94 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Secular: 5,649thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,139thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,076thMost Authoritarian: 8,565thMost Conservative: 9,410thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,472ndLargest Welfare Programs: 10,950thLowest Crime Rates: 15,720thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,804thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,001stLargest Governments: 20,280th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 259th in the regionMost Secular: 316th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 370th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 446th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 469th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 510th in the regionMost Conservative: 519th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 785th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 830th in the regionMost Extreme: 857th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 902nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pokemon Waifus, there's no weight to modern politics.
  • : Following new legislation in Pokemon Waifus, the PWBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
  • : Following new legislation in Pokemon Waifus, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job.
  • : Following new legislation in Pokemon Waifus, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.
  • : Pokemon Waifus lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Pokemon Waifus lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Pokemon Waifus lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Pokemon Waifus, foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather.
  • : Following new legislation in Pokemon Waifus, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads.
  • : Following new legislation in Pokemon Waifus, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.

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