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Largest Agricultural Sector: 568thLowest Crime Rates: 627thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 741st
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Communism will never work
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Pol-Lithuania

Population5.08 billion

CapitalWarsaw
LeaderKacper Sobieski
FaithChristianity

CurrencyZłoty
AnimalWhite Eagle

The Empire of Pol-Lithuania is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Kacper Sobieski with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.08 billion Poles are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Polish economy, worth a remarkable 1,310 trillion Złoties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 257,933 Złoties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Air Pol-Lithuania is rumored to receive more government funding than the Polish Air Force, colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial White Eagle', children seem to be getting better at lying these days, and Pol-Lithuania has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pol-Lithuania's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Pol-Lithuania is ranked 204,265th in the world and 71st in Nazi Europa for Least Corrupt Governments, with 4.77 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 568thLowest Crime Rates: 627thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 741stMost Devout: 1,192ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,214thLargest Governments: 1,517thMost Developed: 1,754thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,909thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,990thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,001stTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,266thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,307thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,601stHighest Average Incomes: 3,121stHealthiest Citizens: 3,531stMost Efficient Economies: 3,538thSmartest Citizens: 3,771stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,130thMost Authoritarian: 5,651stMost Beautiful Environments: 5,730thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,961stMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,247thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,262ndMost Conservative: 8,418thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,642ndMost Subsidized Industry: 8,650thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,017thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,260thMost Cultured: 9,453rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,838thLargest Mining Sector: 9,883rdTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 10,700thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,956thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,226thHighest Economic Output: 12,462ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,678thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,343rdMost Extreme: 17,755thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19,710th
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Most Developed: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pol-Lithuania, Pol-Lithuania has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in Pol-Lithuania, children seem to be getting better at lying these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Pol-Lithuania, colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial White Eagle'.
  • : Following new legislation in Pol-Lithuania, Air Pol-Lithuania is rumored to receive more government funding than the Polish Air Force.
  • : Following new legislation in Pol-Lithuania, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
  • : Pol-Lithuania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Pol-Lithuania, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Following new legislation in Pol-Lithuania, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Pol-Lithuania, a government program is underway to revitalize Pol-Lithuania's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Pol-Lithuania, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers.

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