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Lowest Crime Rates: 601stLargest Agricultural Sector: 675thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 842nd
The Lechitic Commonwealth of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
My homework folder is just pictures of Pilsudski.
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Pol-Lithuania

Population5.53 billion

CapitalWarsawa
LeaderMarcel Poniatowski
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyZłoty
AnimalWhite Eagle

The Lechitic Commonwealth of Pol-Lithuania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Marcel Poniatowski with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, avowedly heterosexual populace, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.53 billion Poles are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsawa. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Polish economy, worth a remarkable 1,454 trillion Złoties a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 262,960 Złoties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else, father-son fishing trips have been banned, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pol-Lithuania's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Pol-Lithuania is ranked 675th in the world and 1st in The Independent Nations for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 16,289.43 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 601stLargest Agricultural Sector: 675thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 842ndMost Devout: 1,072ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,132ndLargest Governments: 1,391stMost Developed: 1,635thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,746thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,987thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,028thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,218thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 2,296thMost Efficient Economies: 2,857thHighest Average Incomes: 2,946thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,057thHealthiest Citizens: 3,084thSmartest Citizens: 3,451stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,086thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,890thMost Authoritarian: 6,386thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,403rdMost Subsidized Industry: 7,248thMost Cultured: 7,354thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,843rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,540thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,873rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,916thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,983rdMost Conservative: 9,094thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,158thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,236thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,410thLargest Mining Sector: 9,486thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,099thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,363rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,405thHighest Economic Output: 11,291stTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,424thMost Extreme: 22,174th
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Largest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pol-Lithuania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Pol-Lithuania, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters.
  • : Following new legislation in Pol-Lithuania, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Pol-Lithuania, father-son fishing trips have been banned.
  • : Pol-Lithuania lodged a message on the The Independent Nations Regional Message Board.
  • : Pol-Lithuania's influence in The Independent Nations rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Pol-Lithuania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector and the Top 5% for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Pol-Lithuania, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else.
  • : Following new legislation in Pol-Lithuania, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms.
  • : Following new legislation in Pol-Lithuania, the "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games.

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