by Max Barry

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Largest Populations: 2,570thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,958thSafest: 3,516th
The Divine Skylord of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Population28.212 billion

CapitalNeo Warsaw
LeaderDominius Aurelius
FaithTemple of the Divine Skylord

CurrencyNeo Zloty
AnimalWhite Eagle

The Divine Skylord of Polandthria is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dominius Aurelius with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 28.212 billion Polandthrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Law & Order, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Polandthrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,956 trillion Neo Zloties a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,364 Neo Zloties, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, men stare at wall-pictures of Dominius Aurelius's face when they visit public urinals, builders across Polandthria are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polandthria's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Temple of the Divine Skylord.

Polandthria is ranked 160,635th in the world and 841st in Europeia for Most Pro-Market, scoring 15.88 on the Rand Index.

Largest Populations: 2,570thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,958thSafest: 3,516thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,332ndLargest Welfare Programs: 6,843rdHighest Economic Output: 7,685thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,056thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,216thMost Secular: 9,267thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,126thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 12,548thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,749thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,872ndMost Beautiful Environments: 15,615thMost Income Equality: 15,698thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,468thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,107thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,384th
Largest Populations: 8th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionSafest: 47th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 68th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 71st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 86th in the regionMost Secular: 88th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 89th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Polandthria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Polandthria's influence in Europeia rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Polandthria relocated from Lazarus to Europeia.
  • : Polandthria was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Polandthria ceased to exist in Europeia.
  • : Polandthria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Polandthria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Polandthria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Polandthria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments and Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Polandthria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.


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