by Max Barry

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,623rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,377thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,542nd
The Armed Republic of
Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists
Poland Has Not Yet Perished!
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Polish Grand Republic

Population348 million


CurrencyPolish Złoty
AnimalEuropean Bison

The Armed Republic of Polish Grand Republic is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 348 million Poles are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.3%.

The all-consuming Polish economy, worth 27.9 trillion Polish Złoties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 80,129 Polish Złoties, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 334,778 per year while the poor average 12,507, a ratio of 26.8 to 1.

One-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, the newest East Lebatuckese coins have "long live East Lebatuck" on heads and "death to Polish Grand Republic" on tails, and historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polish Grand Republic's national animal is the European Bison, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Polish Grand Republic is ranked 187,628th in the world and 63rd in The League of Conservative Voices for Highest Economic Output, with 27.9 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,623rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,377thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 16,542ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,726thMost Devout: 28,408th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionTop
Nudest: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the region

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