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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,558thMost Influential: 3,091stLargest Retail Industry: 4,144th
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Polska Januszowa

Population901 million

AnimalMałpa Nosacz

The Republic of Polska Januszowa is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 901 million Polska Januszowans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Polska Januszowan economy, worth 108 trillion Cebulions a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 119,894 Cebulions, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 378,345 per year while the poor average 29,029, a ratio of 13.0 to 1.

Copyright laws have been abolished, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, and badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polska Januszowa's national animal is the Małpa Nosacz, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Polska Januszowa is ranked 66,812th in the world and 3,237th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 384.73 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,558thTop
Most Influential: 3,091stLargest Retail Industry: 4,144thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,845thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,585thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,112thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,513thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,113thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,290thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,669thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,850thMost Developed: 17,161stMost Pacifist: 17,520thLargest Insurance Industry: 21,024thMost Efficient Economies: 22,614th
Largest Retail Industry: 204th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 295th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 375th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 406th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 464th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 633rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 726th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 765th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 876th in the regionMost Influential: 912th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 917th in the regionMost Developed: 925th in the regionRudest Citizens: 946th in the regionMost Pacifist: 1,017th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 142 » Pallaith, Libertania Democratica, Notyoutopia, Yaorozu, The Rhein States, Former English Colony, Omnistria, Saperisole, Sundred, Fauzjhia, Valentine Z, Xagill, Seenvorland, Hamerica, Guer Aike, Interdimensional Zone, Dreadton, Shibutani, Zzozona, Daiz, Ethnon, Frances Francis the First of France, Valhalla123, Siwale, Great Bights Mum, The Tampa Bay Rays, Pazair, Empy, Noahs Second Country, Praeceps, The Calabash Protectorate, Orado, Czechnin, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Eywaan, McMasterdonia, El Fiji Grande, Dabarastan, Corfad, Daulatpur, Kranostav, Selfgradatude, Sevinland, Territorio di Nessuno, New Lakemba, Koda-Land, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Dar es Saalam, Unshleepd, Sikol, and 92 others.Sunto, North Bratislava, Wineclaw, 1 very fast endotarter, The Iron Lions, Kocherian, Sil Dorsett, Prydania, Clan Spaniel, Zumlandia, Fendlium, Seanat, Pizza Squared, Brucklania, Westinor, Newpromisedland, Arichia, Joodey, Schnuftelland, Korovan Isles, Yokciq Empire, Loutsland, The Pantheons, Maclare, Zeternia, Highton Islands, New Jamgra, Unimaginable Doom, Shadowrik, Xyrron, Nistriabar, Madjack, Ihsan, Ravendi, Simone Republic, Kragsgale, Xipher, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Principia Mathematica, Buckhem, Moubarakistan, Andexia, U S Eh, Heilhum Imperius, Vincone Cae, Napnomadia, Votak Matim, Runeda, Harjad, Frahnkzaden, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Nouvelle-Floride, Holy Oranz, Outer Shenendoah, Nuevo Navarre, Glanst, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Lulubellia, Elvoreto, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Hardscrabble, Abonland, Magna Banitia, Merconitonitopia, Innocentic, Unsophisticate, A Die, Loli County, Republica Guilleana, A Salmon Named Harold, Sopernia, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Boston Castle, Jerzykowo, Draconian Progression, Wilkshire, PotatoFarmers, Pytong, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Religioncord, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, The Unified Missourtama States, Kelvaros Prime, The Stratosphere Islands, The Clever Crow, and Pasargad.

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