Population | 32.973 billion |
Capital | Saaremaa |
Leader | Poltus Exclamatus |
Currency | Kroon |
Animal | Snow Leopard |
The Illuminati of Poltsamaa is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Poltus Exclamatus with an even hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 32.973 billion Poltsamaarians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saaremaa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.7%.
The strong Poltsamaan economy, worth a remarkable 1,094 trillion Kroons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 33,186 Kroons, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.
Thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break, the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself", it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, and planes can be grounded for months simply because an inspector "didn't like the color". Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Poltsamaa's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Poltsamaa is ranked 68,065th in the world and 1,002nd in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 695.72067973848 days.
National Happenings
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- : Poltsamaa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombies.
- : Poltsamaa was struck by a Mk V (Cauterizer) Cure Missile from The American Insurgency of Former English Colony, curing 305 million infected.
- : Poltsamaa was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Berzerkeley california, curing 236 million infected.
- : Poltsamaa was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Berzerkeley california, curing 513 million infected.
- : Poltsamaa was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Berzerkeley california, curing 535 million infected.
- : Poltsamaa was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Berzerkeley california, curing 261 million infected.
- : Poltsamaa was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Banana Bread Provider of Erastide, curing 602 million infected.
- : Poltsamaa was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Banana Bread Provider of Erastide, curing 620 million infected.
- : Poltsamaa was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Rheannon, curing 213 million infected.
- : Poltsamaa was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Rheannon, curing 274 million infected.