by Max Barry

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Safest: 744thLeast Corrupt Governments: 919thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,073rd
The Constitutional Republic of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
Dilige, et quod vis fac
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population10.541 billion

LeaderPresident Noxelia


The Constitutional Republic of Ponoxien is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Noxelia with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.541 billion Ponoxians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Defense, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lendentiae. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Ponoxian economy, worth a remarkable 2,346 trillion zinestas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 222,573 zinestas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, and the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ponoxien's national animal is the owluma, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ponoxien is ranked 204,930th in the world and 94th in International Democratic Union for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -21.31 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Safest: 744thLeast Corrupt Governments: 919thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,073rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,249thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,306thLowest Crime Rates: 1,322ndLargest Governments: 1,333rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,385thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,435thMost Inclusive: 1,460thMost Developed: 1,469thNicest Citizens: 1,492ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,567thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,664thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,776thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,811thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,826thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,966thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,001stTop
Best Weather: 2,314thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,316thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,485thSmartest Citizens: 2,486thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,858thMost Efficient Economies: 2,898thMost Cultured: 3,038thHealthiest Citizens: 3,137thHighest Average Incomes: 4,679thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,555thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,919thHighest Economic Output: 6,064thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,254thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,371stMost Armed: 8,575thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,811thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,305thMost Influential: 9,856thTop
Nudest: 10,643rdMost Income Equality: 15,028th
Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionMost Income Equality: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the region

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