by Max Barry

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Safest: 788thMost Advanced Public Transport: 939thLeast Corrupt Governments: 947th
The Constitutional Republic of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
Dilige, et quod vis fac
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population12.165 billion

LeaderPresident Noxelia


The Constitutional Republic of Ponoxien is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Noxelia with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.165 billion Ponoxians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lendentiae. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Ponoxian economy, worth a remarkable 2,645 trillion zinestas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 217,484 zinestas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, and the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ponoxien's national animal is the owluma, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ponoxien is ranked 234,590th in the world and 114th in International Democratic Union for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -15.21 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Safest: 788thMost Advanced Public Transport: 939thLeast Corrupt Governments: 947thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,252ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,325thLargest Governments: 1,381stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,390thLowest Crime Rates: 1,403rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,502ndMost Developed: 1,545thNicest Citizens: 1,675thMost Inclusive: 1,690thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,698thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,705thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,741stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,898thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,903rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,004thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,054thBest Weather: 2,189thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,342ndTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,601stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,752ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,036thMost Efficient Economies: 3,111thMost Cultured: 3,138thHealthiest Citizens: 3,289thHighest Average Incomes: 5,266thMost Influential: 5,296thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,627thHighest Economic Output: 5,816thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,538thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,259thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,154thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,370thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,203rdMost Armed: 11,087thNudest: 11,592ndTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 15,861stMost Income Equality: 18,450thMost Secular: 22,585th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionMost Income Equality: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 13th in the region

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