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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,299thMost Influential: 6,864thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,844th
The Still Socialist Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
We love dumpsters! and all hail the holy mushroom
The Supreme Leader
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Poo Poo Dumpsters

Population3.003 billion

LeaderThe Supreme Leader

CurrencyDoo Doo Coins

The Still Socialist Republic of Poo Poo Dumpsters is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Supreme Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.003 billion Poo Poo Dumpstersians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doodoodumpsterila. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Poo Poo Dumpstersian economy, worth 437 trillion Doo Doo Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 145,843 Doo Doo Coins, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing, schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand, there is something rotten in the state of Poo Poo Dumpsters, and only criminals carry guns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Poo Poo Dumpsters's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mushroom.

Poo Poo Dumpsters is ranked 116,117th in the world and 2,862nd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,060.27 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,299thMost Influential: 6,864thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,844thLowest Crime Rates: 8,056thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,090thMost Developed: 10,536thLargest Governments: 10,617thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,875thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,266thHealthiest Citizens: 11,332ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,564thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,625thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,961stMost Inclusive: 12,673rdMost Efficient Economies: 12,775thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,930thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,038thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,174thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,207thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 13,543rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,121stMost Patriotic: 14,558thSmartest Citizens: 16,570thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,584thHighest Average Incomes: 16,605thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,627thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,848thSafest: 16,906thHighest Food Quality: 17,022ndMost Corrupt Governments: 18,359thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18,973rdMost Advanced Public Education: 19,299thMost Secular: 24,354th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 68th in the regionMost Influential: 70th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 188th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 191st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 198th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 231st in the regionMost Developed: 236th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 248th in the regionLargest Governments: 251st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 257th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 262nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 269th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 271st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 276th in the regionMost Inclusive: 276th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 293rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 294th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 300th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 316th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 329th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 335th in the regionMost Patriotic: 354th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 354th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 371st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 372nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 376th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 379th in the regionSafest: 382nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 398th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 424th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 425th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 432nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 602nd in the regionMost Secular: 617th in the region

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