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Most Armed: 4,466thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,819thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,097th
The Ravenous Viking Mauraders of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Leave your prattery behind
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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Poochlandia

Population11.886 billion

CapitalPoochville
LeaderLeader

CurrencyBone
AnimalPooch

The Ravenous Viking Mauraders of Poochlandia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.886 billion Poochlandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poochville. The average income tax rate is 18.6%.

The strong Poochlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,080 trillion Bones a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 90,863 Bones, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, and citizens must pay to enjoy Poochlandia's pristine beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Poochlandia's national animal is the Pooch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Poochlandia is ranked 51,137th in the world and 17th in One big Island for Highest Poor Incomes, with 37,169.35 Standard Monetary Units.

Top
5%
Most Armed: 4,466thTop
10%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 12,819thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,097thMost Stationary: 13,652ndHighest Economic Output: 15,769thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,078thLargest Black Market: 17,145thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,805thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,453rdLargest Populations: 21,195th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Poochlandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Poochlandia's influence in One big Island rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Poochlandia's influence in One big Island fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
  • : Poochlandia's influence in One big Island rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Poochlandia lodged a message on the One big Island Regional Message Board.
  • : Poochlandia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Poochlandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Poochlandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Poochlandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Poochlandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.

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