by Max Barry

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Most Armed: 4,730thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,538thMost Stationary: 12,823rd
The Ravenous Viking Mauraders of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Leave your prattery behind
Civil Rights
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Population13.082 billion



The Ravenous Viking Mauraders of Poochlandia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.082 billion Poochlandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poochville. The average income tax rate is 18.6%.

The strong Poochlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,188 trillion Bones a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 90,863 Bones, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, and citizens must pay to enjoy Poochlandia's pristine beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Poochlandia's national animal is the Pooch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Poochlandia is ranked 98,389th in the world and 17th in One big Island for Most Extreme, scoring 19.6 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most Armed: 4,730thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 12,538thMost Stationary: 12,823rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,974thHighest Economic Output: 15,387thLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,112thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,145thLargest Black Market: 19,301stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,538thLargest Populations: 20,999thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,488th

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