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Most Armed: 4,247thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,399thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,433rd
The Ravenous Viking Mauraders of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Leave your prattery behind
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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Poochlandia

Population11.438 billion

CapitalPoochville
LeaderLeader

CurrencyBone
AnimalPooch

The Ravenous Viking Mauraders of Poochlandia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, compulsory gun ownership, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.438 billion Poochlandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poochville. The average income tax rate is 18.6%.

The strong Poochlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,039 trillion Bones a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 90,863 Bones, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, and citizens must pay to enjoy Poochlandia's pristine beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Poochlandia's national animal is the Pooch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Poochlandia is ranked 126,094th in the world and 35th in One big Island for Most Developed, scoring 53.16 on the Human Development Index.

Top
5%
Most Armed: 4,247thTop
10%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 12,399thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,433rdMost Stationary: 14,064thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,088thLargest Black Market: 15,631stHighest Economic Output: 16,169thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,571stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,642nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Poochlandia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Poochlandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Poochlandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Poochlandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Poochlandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Poochlandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Poochlandia's influence in One big Island fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
  • : Poochlandia's influence in One big Island rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Poochlandia's influence in One big Island fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
  • : Poochlandia's influence in One big Island rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".

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