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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,354thMost Pacifist: 6,979thMost Inclusive: 8,006th
The Holy Empire of
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I love poop
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Poop-land

Population566 million

Capitalpoop city

Currencypoop
Animalpoop

The Holy Empire of Poop-land is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 566 million poop peeple hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of poop city. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient poopy economy, worth 57.1 trillion poops a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 100,929 poops, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, the nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves, and ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Poop-land's national animal is the poop, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Poop-land is ranked 192,163rd in the world and 10th in Poop Forces Federation Federation for Most Primitive, scoring -293.56 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,354thMost Pacifist: 6,979thMost Inclusive: 8,006thNicest Citizens: 10,244thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,320thTop
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Safest: 10,546thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,800thMost Developed: 14,016thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,041stBest Weather: 15,658thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,708thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,026thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,129thHealthiest Citizens: 17,309thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,696thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,003rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,021stLargest Publishing Industry: 18,850thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,938thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,175thMost Secular: 19,745thSmartest Citizens: 20,049thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,278th
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Poop-land, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses.
  • : Following new legislation in Poop-land, the nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves.
  • : Following new legislation in Poop-land, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.
  • : Following new legislation in Poop-land, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
  • : Poop-land was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest and Nicest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Poop-land, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading poopy justice.
  • : Following new legislation in Poop-land, police officers find government bureaucracy more terrifying than most serial killers.
  • : Following new legislation in Poop-land, all astronauts are hot twenty-something models selected because they have 'the right stuff'.
  • : Following new legislation in Poop-land, foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense.
  • : Following new legislation in Poop-land, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.

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