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Most Authoritarian: 15,334thMost Secular: 16,029thHealthiest Citizens: 17,458th
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Poop pee pee

Population409 million

CapitalPoopity Peepity

Currencydollar
Animalbison

The Empire of Poop pee pee is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its digital currency, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 409 million Poop pee peeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poopity Peepity. The average income tax rate is 59.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Poop pee peean economy, worth 30.2 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,793 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Advertisers are struggling to make water sound cool to a twitchy public, teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones, epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent, and in court almost every witness is a hostile witness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Poop pee pee's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Poop pee pee is ranked 16,029th in the world and 229th in 10000 Islands for Most Secular, with 76.41 Atheism Rate.

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Most Authoritarian: 15,334thMost Secular: 16,029thHealthiest Citizens: 17,458thLowest Crime Rates: 18,054thBest Weather: 18,370thMost Conservative: 20,377thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,389thLongest Average Lifespans: 24,365th
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Most Authoritarian: 59th in the regionMost Conservative: 73rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Poop pee pee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Poop pee pee, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness.
  • : Following new legislation in Poop pee pee, epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent.
  • : Following new legislation in Poop pee pee, teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones.
  • : Following new legislation in Poop pee pee, advertisers are struggling to make water sound cool to a twitchy public.
  • : Following new legislation in Poop pee pee, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Poop pee peeans.
  • : Following new legislation in Poop pee pee, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Poop pee peeans.
  • : Following new legislation in Poop pee pee, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
  • : Following new legislation in Poop pee pee, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in Poop pee pee, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.

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