The Holy Zombie Koala of Porflox is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Creativity with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 1.297 billion Porfloxians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porflox City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Porfloxian economy, worth 277 trillion Zombies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 213,838 Zombies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 884,893 per year while the poor average 33,925, a ratio of 26.1 to 1.

Sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, there's more vermin than ever on the metro, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, and flags are commonly used as bonfire kindling. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Porflox's national animal is the Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Porflox is ranked 24,075^th in the world and 144^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 5,777.73 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.