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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,263rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,652ndMost Influential: 18,827th
The Democratic States of
New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy
By The People For The People
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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Porked

Population506 million

CurrencyPork
AnimalPig

The Democratic States of Porked is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 506 million Porkedians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 55.1%.

The very strong Porkedian economy, worth 35.2 trillion Porks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 69,488 Porks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Porked's national animal is the Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Porked is ranked 71,776th in the world and 1,084th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.64 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,263rdTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,652ndMost Influential: 18,827thMost Rebellious Youth: 19,945thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,186th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 207th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Porked, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • : Following new legislation in Porked, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Porked was endorsed by The Gold Phoenix Queendom of Ignis Cinere.
  • : Porked was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential and Nicest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Porked, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.
  • : Following new legislation in Porked, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • : Following new legislation in Porked, water fights now end with thousands dead.
  • : Following new legislation in Porked, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners.
  • : Following new legislation in Porked, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'.
  • : Porked voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn Vandoosa"".

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