The Federal Monarchy of Port Literic is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Joarch Literic IX with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.203 billion Liteans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tagalnim. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Litean economy, worth a remarkable 3,110 trillion ㊆-coins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 379,247 ㊆-coins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,626,388 per year while the poor average 56,604, a ratio of 28.7 to 1.

Expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, the hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to, and handling people's data is proving an immersive experience. Crime is totally unknown. Port Literic's national animal is the whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Khalyan Transhumanism.

Port Literic is ranked 48,767^th in the world and 3,069^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.54 law-abiding acts per hour.