by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,661stMost Authoritarian: 4,854thMost Secular: 5,995th
The Coalistic empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
something is coming, a monster lures in the shadows
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population565 million


AnimalWhite crow

The Coalistic empire of Porymonia is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its avant-garde cinema, enslaved workforce, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 565 million Porymonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pjaars. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Porymonian economy, worth 67.6 trillion godjuwels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 119,565 godjuwels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Porymonia has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave, and poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Porymonia's national animal is the White crow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Porymonia is ranked 122,127th in the world and 1,017th in 10000 Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 786.09 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,661stMost Authoritarian: 4,854thMost Secular: 5,995thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,209thMost Influential: 7,253rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,952ndLowest Crime Rates: 9,402ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,603rdTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11,858thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,022ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,072ndMost Conservative: 12,364thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,512thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,928thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,281stLargest Mining Sector: 15,402ndLargest Governments: 16,791stMost Corrupt Governments: 17,401stMost Extreme: 17,529thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,733rdSmartest Citizens: 17,865thHealthiest Citizens: 18,160thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,586thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,891st
Most Authoritarian: 17th in the regionMost Extreme: 32nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 66th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 73rd in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 83rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 94th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 101st in the regionMost Secular: 105th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 120th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 125th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 148th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 152nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 153rd in the region

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