by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 912thLowest Crime Rates: 1,966thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,967th
The Moo rvus Rčjk of
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Population1.776 billion


AnimalWhite crow

The Moo rvus Rčjk of Porymonia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by He with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, digital currency, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.776 billion Porymonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aqordon. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Porymonian economy, worth 348 trillion godjuwels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 196,300 godjuwels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, He's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition, and only the brainiest citizens become academics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Porymonia's national animal is the White crow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Porymonia is ranked 18,592nd in the world and 229th in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 2,357.51 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most Secular: 912thLowest Crime Rates: 1,966thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,967thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,091stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,157thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,422ndMost Influential: 2,601stMost Authoritarian: 3,719thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,806thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,053rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,357thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,376thMost Conservative: 4,483rdLargest Governments: 4,492ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,528thHealthiest Citizens: 4,845thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,974thSmartest Citizens: 5,625thLargest Mining Sector: 5,964thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,227thHighest Average Incomes: 7,035thSafest: 7,187thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,011thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 14,323rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,491stMost Developed: 16,035thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,418thMost Extreme: 17,581stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,270thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,592ndMost Beautiful Environments: 20,266thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,218thBest Weather: 21,958th
Most Authoritarian: 13th in the regionMost Extreme: 15th in the regionMost Conservative: 15th in the regionMost Secular: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 34th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 38th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 40th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 41st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 44th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 47th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 54th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 61st in the regionLargest Governments: 62nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 68th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 75th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 96th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 99th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 106th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 115th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 121st in the region

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