The Republic of Potato Missile Silo V is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its burgeoning elephant population. The hard-working population of 1.511 billion Potato Missile Silo Vians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 20.8%.

The Potato Missile Silo Vian economy, worth 63.9 trillion deniers a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 42,280 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Potato Missile Silo V's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Potato Missile Silo V is ranked 37,552^nd in the world and 2^nd in Lone Tree Gov Per 2 for Most Primitive, scoring 60 on the Scary Big Number Scale.