The Federal Potato Republic of Potatolandium is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.192 billion Potatolandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Potatolandium City. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Potatolandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,578 trillion Potatoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 154,903 Potatoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, and royal babies are so on-point right now. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Potatolandium's national animal is the Doggo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Potatolandium is ranked 2,675^th in the world and 159^th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,988.89 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.