The Federal Potato Republic of Potatolandium is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.257 billion Potatolandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Potatolandium City. The average income tax rate is 92.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Potatolandian economy, worth 965 trillion Potatoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 154,324 Potatoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, and all Potatolandians live like kings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Potatolandium's national animal is the German Shepherd, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Potatolandium is ranked 140,932^nd in the world and 7,204^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.22 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.