The Nomocratic Exarchate of Pourpre Haven is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Exarch Kabus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.818 billion Pourpre Havenians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vitafleur. The average income tax rate is 72.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Pourpre Havenian economy, worth 369 trillion Pourprins a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Gambling, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,595 Pourprins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Movie references are legally admissible in court, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Exarch Kabus's throne, artists are pillars of society, and obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pourpre Haven's national animal is the Hippocamp, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pourpre Haven is ranked 57,562^nd in the world and 165^th in Forest for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.31 law-abiding acts per hour.