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Largest Mining Sector: 563rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 808thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,460th
The Bounty Hunter of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Protecting the protectors is my duty.
Influence
Envoy
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Power Suit Samus

Population6.076 billion

CapitalZebes
LeaderAran
FaithCards

Currencycredit
Animalmetroid

The Bounty Hunter of Power Suit Samus is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Aran with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.076 billion Samusians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zebes. The average income tax rate is 55.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Samusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,075 trillion credits a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 176,978 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

It's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt, folk singers have replaced personal injury lawyers in being ridiculed as "ambulance chasers", leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, and baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Power Suit Samus's national animal is the metroid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cards.

Power Suit Samus is ranked 247,517th in the world and 19th in Warzone Sandbox for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 563rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 808thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,460thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,547thTop
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Most Avoided: 2,603rdLargest Gambling Industry: 2,666thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,825thLargest Black Market: 3,402ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,954thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,754thMost Secular: 8,362ndHighest Poor Incomes: 9,600thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,177thHighest Average Incomes: 10,202ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,296thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,377thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,668thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,602ndTop
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Fattest Citizens: 13,474thMost Efficient Economies: 15,164thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15,454thLargest Retail Industry: 15,493rdMost Conservative: 17,321stHighest Economic Output: 19,664thLargest Governments: 20,440thMost Authoritarian: 24,819thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,128th
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Power Suit Samus's influence in Warzone Sandbox rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Following new legislation in Power Suit Samus, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward.
  • : Following new legislation in Power Suit Samus, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Power Suit Samus, folk singers have replaced personal injury lawyers in being ridiculed as "ambulance chasers".
  • : Following new legislation in Power Suit Samus, it's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt.
  • : Following new legislation in Power Suit Samus, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas.
  • : Power Suit Samus was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry and the Top 5% for Most Subsidized Industry, Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, Most Advanced Public Education, and Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Power Suit Samus, cars are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Power Suit Samus, the arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism.
  • : Following new legislation in Power Suit Samus, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore.

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