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Safest: 1,796thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,118thMost Pacifist: 2,663rd
The United Socialist States of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
Frei vor unrecht
Josh Prims
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Primirestan

Population3.94 billion

CapitalBenglor
LeaderJosh Prims
FaithFreiheittismus

CurrencyPrimirsre Mark
AnimalDog

The United Socialist States of Primirestan is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Josh Prims with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 3.94 billion Primires are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Benglor. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Primirere economy, worth 552 trillion Primirsre Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 140,159 Primirsre Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lavish state dinners in Benglor are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, it turns out you can teach cats new tricks, and the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Primirestan's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Freiheittismus.

Primirestan is ranked 6,598th in the world and 24th in New Western Empire for Most Developed, scoring 92.58 on the Human Development Index.

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Safest: 1,796thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,118thTop
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Most Pacifist: 2,663rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,805thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,959thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,126thNicest Citizens: 3,163rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,747thMost Inclusive: 4,144thLowest Crime Rates: 4,256thMost Influential: 4,637thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,691stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,811thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,198thHealthiest Citizens: 5,670thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,455thMost Developed: 6,598thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,615thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,824thLargest Governments: 6,890thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,227thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,926thMost Cultured: 8,020thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,063rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,833rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,834thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,210thSmartest Citizens: 9,319thBest Weather: 9,709thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,596thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,764thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,905thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 13,208thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,474thMost Efficient Economies: 14,737thHighest Average Incomes: 16,591stMost Income Equality: 18,925thMost Secular: 23,294thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,515th
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Safest: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 17th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 18th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Primirestan, the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells.
  • : Following new legislation in Primirestan, it turns out you can teach cats new tricks.
  • : Following new legislation in Primirestan, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region.
  • : Following new legislation in Primirestan, lavish state dinners in Benglor are the state's leading budgetary expenditure.
  • : Following new legislation in Primirestan, Primires refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns.
  • : Following new legislation in Primirestan, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Following new legislation in Primirestan, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers.
  • : Following new legislation in Primirestan, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
  • : Following new legislation in Primirestan, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Primirestan, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.

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