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Most Ignorant Citizens: 10,567th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,967th Highest Drug Use: 12,341st
The Brotherhood of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Loyal to Primotav
Influence
Power
Customs Official
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Primotavv

Population3.546 billion

CapitalVatomirp
LeaderDarnoc
FaithDarnocism

CurrencyGold
Animalbogaphant

The Brotherhood of Primotavv is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Darnoc with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.546 billion colonist of Primotaviens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vatomirp. The average income tax rate is 65.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The a colonist of Primotaviens economy, worth 195 trillion Golds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 54,997 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, the might of the entire a colonist of Primotaviens Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, and environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Primotavv's national animal is the bogaphant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Darnocism.

Primotavv is ranked 85,545th in the world and 3rd in The Realm of the Shadows for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,285.4 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 10,567thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,967thHighest Drug Use: 12,341stLargest Black Market: 13,069thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,647th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Primotavv, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.
  • : Primotavv lodged a message on the The Realm of the Shadows Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Primotavv, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts.
  • : Primotavv's influence in The Realm of the Shadows rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Following new legislation in Primotavv, the might of the entire a colonist of Primotaviens Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders.
  • : Following new legislation in Primotavv, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.
  • : Following new legislation in Primotavv, eight out of ten children believe hard lemonade gives you cirrhosis of the liver.
  • : Following new legislation in Primotavv, all streets are privately owned toll roads.
  • : Following new legislation in Primotavv, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience.
  • : Following new legislation in Primotavv, Air Primotavv tickets have reached sky-high prices due to a complete monopoly on air travel.

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