Population | 6.319 billion |
Capital | District City |
Leader | Liard |
Currency | betale |
Animal | deer |
The State of Primus Spiritus is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Liard with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.319 billion Primus Spiritusians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Spirituality, although Defense is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.
The very strong Primus Spiritusian economy, worth 392 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 62,054 betales, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 339,588 per year while the poor average 5,788, a ratio of 58.7 to 1.
Primus Spiritus has designated District City as its capital city, Liard has just been declared ruler of Primus Spiritus in an international press conference, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Primus Spiritus's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Primus Spiritus is ranked 63,404th in the world and 2nd in Old Spirit for Most Cultured, scoring 69 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Primus Spiritus agreed to construct embassies between Old Spirit and Modorra.
- : Primus Spiritus proposed constructing embassies between Old Spirit and Soviet Spawn.
- : Primus Spiritus proposed constructing embassies between Old Spirit and Napoli.
- : Primus Spiritus agreed to construct embassies between Old Spirit and The Caliawiian Circle.
- : Primus Spiritus proposed constructing embassies between Old Spirit and Quezon city.
- : Primus Spiritus agreed to construct embassies between Old Spirit and Majestia.
- : Primus Spiritus agreed to construct embassies between Old Spirit and The Atlantic Islands.
- : Primus Spiritus proposed constructing embassies between Old Spirit and Kaituma.
- : Primus Spiritus agreed to construct embassies between Old Spirit and True Waskaria.
- : Primus Spiritus proposed constructing embassies between Old Spirit and Odesa.