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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,494thLargest Retail Industry: 4,965thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,081st
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Printer234

Population5.366 billion

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Animallegendary

The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer234 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, restrictive gun laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.366 billion Printer234ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 82.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Printer234ian economy, worth 845 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 157,605 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, and woodcutter axes are cited as the most common cause of death amongst legendaries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer234's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer234 is ranked 92,181st in the world and 726th in Two for Most Stationary, with 496.63973770592 days.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,494thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 4,965thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,081stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,966thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,454thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,143rdMost Efficient Economies: 8,113thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,223rdMost Corrupt Governments: 10,317thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,783rdNudest: 11,359thTop
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Most Cultured: 15,226thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,444thLargest Black Market: 15,991stLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,314thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,717thLowest Crime Rates: 16,773rdLargest Governments: 18,837thHighest Average Incomes: 19,544thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,000thLargest Mining Sector: 23,920thMost Developed: 26,131stMost Devout: 26,810thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 27,471stMost Patriotic: 27,693rd
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 79th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 97th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 98th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 116th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 147th in the regionMost Income Equality: 148th in the regionMost Extreme: 151st in the regionMost Secular: 154th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 164th in the regionMost Influential: 234th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Printer234, woodcutter axes are cited as the most common cause of death amongst legendaries.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer234, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer234, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer234, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer234, restaurants have noticed that hanging wet laundry from the ceiling makes diners order more food.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer234, children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer234, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer234, students at universities think exercise bikes are pieces of abstract art.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer234, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer234, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.

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