Population | 5.555 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer261 is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its closed borders, deadly medical pandemics, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.555 billion Printer261ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 79.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Printer261ian economy, worth 756 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 136,129 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.
It's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults, the government has to take out its Visa to eliminate visas, and cat memes without alt text are now illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer261's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Printer261 is ranked 12,903rd in the world and 1,189th in Two for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,455.26 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Printer261 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Printer261, cat memes without alt text are now illegal.
- : Following new legislation in Printer261, the government has to take out its Visa to eliminate visas.
- : Following new legislation in Printer261, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults.
- : Following new legislation in Printer261, it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans.
- : Following new legislation in Printer261, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language.
- : Following new legislation in Printer261, politicians have been known to swim in pools filled with cards.
- : Following new legislation in Printer261, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.
- : Following new legislation in Printer261, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love.
- : Following new legislation in Printer261, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia.