The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer261 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.619 billion Printer261ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 79.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer261ian economy, worth 771 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 137,222 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Water fights now end with thousands dead, the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, and Printer261 City's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer261's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer261 is ranked 281,208^th in the world and 2,400^th in Two for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -10.95 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.