Population | 5.306 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | legendary |
The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer295 is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ritual sacrifices, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.306 billion Printer295ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Printer295ian economy, worth 711 trillion cards a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 134,085 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 383,348 per year while the poor average 37,357, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.
The government is frequently held to ransom by the increasing demands of bloodthirsty pirates, those who cut young children are told to cut it out, everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist, and the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer295's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Printer295 is ranked 92,114th in the world and 658th in Two for Most Stationary, with 496.64514742468 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Printer295 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Printer295, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
- : Following new legislation in Printer295, everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist.
- : Following new legislation in Printer295, those who cut young children are told to cut it out.
- : Following new legislation in Printer295, the government is frequently held to ransom by the increasing demands of bloodthirsty pirates.
- : Following new legislation in Printer295, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system.
- : Following new legislation in Printer295, those who turn the other cheek seem to enjoy being slapped just a little too much.
- : Following new legislation in Printer295, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties.
- : Following new legislation in Printer295, there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day.
- : Following new legislation in Printer295, the nation refuses to provide international aid.