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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,270thLargest Mining Sector: 3,740thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,247th
The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
Brrrrrrrr
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Printer309

Population5.36 billion

Currencycard
Animallegendary

The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer309 is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its aversion to nipples, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.36 billion Printer309ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 82.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer309ian economy, worth 849 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,522 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug, Printer309ian companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation, the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles, and conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer309's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer309 is ranked 92,090th in the world and 646th in Two for Most Stationary, with 496.6453765912 days.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,270thLargest Mining Sector: 3,740thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,247thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,375thLargest Retail Industry: 5,790thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,707thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,298thMost Devout: 8,459thLargest Black Market: 11,031stMost Efficient Economies: 11,386thNudest: 11,425thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,511thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,287thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,951stTop
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Most Cultured: 16,078thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,241stLargest Governments: 16,831stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,189thLargest Insurance Industry: 18,347thHighest Average Incomes: 19,271stMost Advanced Public Education: 21,644thMost Developed: 23,104thLowest Crime Rates: 24,542ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28,476th
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Largest Mining Sector: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 114th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 143rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 167th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 186th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 215th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Printer309 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer309, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer309, the nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer309, Printer309ian companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer309, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer309, the Super-Spud Cinematic Universe is breaking box office records.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer309, "Leader got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer309, cosy TV sitcom "AI Love Lucy" showcases harmonious human-robot cohabitation.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer309, academics have a bone to pick with free market entrepreneurs.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer309, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps.

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