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Most Devout: 6,293rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,591stLargest Retail Industry: 7,813th
The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
Brrrrrrrr
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Printer325

Population5.352 billion

Currencycard
Animallegendary

The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer325 is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its closed borders, keen interest in outer space, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.352 billion Printer325ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer325ian economy, worth 749 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 139,979 cards, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Charity distribution sites are regularly raided by the police, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new, and it's said that a Printer325ian always pays his debts with significant compounding. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer325's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer325 is ranked 92,081st in the world and 630th in Two for Most Stationary, with 496.64563353548 days.

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Most Devout: 6,293rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,591stLargest Retail Industry: 7,813thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,841stMost Subsidized Industry: 8,426thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,899thFattest Citizens: 9,574thMost Efficient Economies: 10,836thNudest: 12,157thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,867thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,468thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,643rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,817thTop
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Largest Governments: 17,088thMost Cultured: 17,489thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,037thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,654thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,864thLargest Black Market: 22,034thLargest Publishing Industry: 24,210thHighest Average Incomes: 26,289thLowest Crime Rates: 29,509th
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Safest: 248th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Printer325 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer325, it's said that a Printer325ian always pays his debts with significant compounding.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer325, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer325, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer325, charity distribution sites are regularly raided by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer325, many believe that Leader's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer325, opening a bad email attachment can be a major felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer325, the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP.
  • : Printer325 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer325, music teachers are commonly seen busking in order to fund their music programs.

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